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The Electric Boogaloo Backstory
My name is Daryl and I’m a man on a mission. A mission to find my true calling in life. I live in the present, which some might refer to as the future since it is the year 2169. Others might also refer to it as the past. A very select few might refer to is as their glabnark but that isn’t important. Or is it? It isn’t. I was misleading you. I’m not a trustworthy narrator. But what is true is that my sole purpose in life is to find my sole purpose in life.
My journey started 30 long years ago, on that stormy night when my father and mother went to the baby store and ordered some babies. A cool 9 months later my older brother popped out. Another 15 minutes and I was born. We were identical in every way, except for how our parents treated us. He was given everything, while things were only taken away from me. On our tenth birthday, I got nothing and he got diagnosed with 3 years left to live. And also a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle. From that day forward, my brother vowed to make the most out of his 3 remaining years.
My brother met a girl when he was 12. He told me that she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. I was inclined to believe him, since he had travelled the world and seen literally every other woman on Earth before then. He proposed right there, and she collapsed into his arms and said yes. The marriage was quick and dirty. They had duties to attend to. 9 months after the marriage, my nephew was born and my brother was dead.
Also none of that was true. See, I actually have two missions: To come up with a compelling backstory and to find my true mission. My childhood was considerably more traumatic than this. In fact, I was the older twin brother. And when the doctor told me I only had 3 years left to live, I went to the only place where death would not follow: the sun. I trained in the sun to beat Death when his cold embrace came for me. I learned many special skills during my time there, including the ability to become the best spaceship pilot in human history.
After much time I realized I would go insane if I remained on the sun base alone. I got in my spaceship and decided to set course for the other side of the universe. I had heard rumors of an ancient alien society that knew how to defeat death. They go by the name of Flabnarks.
I landed on planet Flabnark and joined their society. I could juggle and they liked this. I provided them entertainment and they provided me safety from death. After much time I fell in love with the Flabnark princess, and she loved me back because I’m a super cool space pilot who can juggle. Unfortunately for me, she had a very jealous boyfriend who was very upset and decided he would have me killed. I fled the planet, followed by countless Flabnarks. Although they are unable to age and die of natural causes, Flabnarks are extremely stupid I knew I could use this to my advantage. Being the master pilot I am, I led the armada of Flabnarks into the Kuiper belt, a nearby asteroid field. Here is where you find me. Alone in the asteroid field being hunted by both the Flabnarks and Death himself. This is why you always eat your vegetables.
A Fun Game for Everyone
Dodge asteroids and enemy ships to survive, collect hearts to gain health, and run enemy ships into asteroids to gain points
Never Get Bored
The asteroids and enemy ships are randomly generated so you will never have the same game play twice.